What is the best way to approach women in the grocery store?
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I want to start trying to pick up chicks in the grocery store. What are some good suggestions, such as pick-up lines or techniques.
Ryan, I have already tried the "nice shoes… wanna shag baby?" and I am still on probation for that. I really need something else.
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Don’t approach her directly, but as you pass by, say
Aren’t you tired that this place is such a meat market?
This will catch her by surprise and some may even get the joke. OK, so it’s corny, but it might work
LOL
Offer to pay for all of her groceries. lol
Say "I’m here- what are your other two wishes". And of course in the fruits and vegetables section because it is such a naughty area….all those cucumbers and melons. LOL
You know, if a guy did ask me to hold his cucumber, and I wasn’t married, I would probably laugh and flirt back. I dont understand why so many women get offended at that. Maybe they just haven’t held the right cucumber, if you know what I mean. LOL
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Ask her if she’d like to hold your cucumber. lol I don’t know man good luck.
I usually have great success with…
"nice shoes… wanna shag baby?"
express with your eyes wat u want.. talk as flirtatious as much as u can.. bt dont be hanky panky wid d gal..
Frozen Food Section: "Which do you prefer Marie Calendar’s or Hungry Man?"
Fresh Produce Section: "Do you squeeze or just shake it?
this question is soo lame. haha.
help her take her bags to her car,
or suggest something for her based on what shes got.
lmao dude come on im 19 but im just giving my opinion dont try to pick up a girl in a grocery store. Go to a cafe’ or something like that but if you must now just walk up to her and say something like" i hope you dont find this to formal but i had to tell you that you are incredibly beautiful and id like to take you out to dinner" hell you should just be straight forward after all stricking up a long conversation might spoil her food lol. Please get out of the grocery store though! Its time to grown up.
WTF "wanna hold my cucumber!" who says that 2 a girl that would offend her some of u r so dumb just go up 2 her & ask if she would like to have dinner with u some time & remember confidence is the key just don’t be 2 confident lol
What not to say: Don’t say "Excuse me" when you start a conversation with a woman, 95% of the guys make this mistake.
As men, we want to bypass those games. It’s very interesting how women will say “I don’t play games” and then they won’t call a guy for a few days just to see what his reaction will be.
What you say doesn’t have to make sense. As long as there’s a connection that is "somewhere" in the ball park of making sense, most things that you say will sound fine.
Just make sure you act natural, nothing is more a turn-off than a nervous sweaty guy.
First off …please don’t call us chicks..
In the aisle—
"Do you need help reaching that?"
"Do you know where (food item) is?"
Ask a woman for cooking advice..
"I am cooking a meal for my mother and I don’t know what to serve with (food item)…what do you think?"
In the cash out—
"Do you need help taking that to your car?"
you could possible comment about something in their cart
"Oh I have never tried that before, is it good?"
In the parking lot
"Can I take your cart back for you?"
"Do you need help with your groceries?"
Women like men who are helpful..these all are good conversation starters as well
Don’t be shy though…hope this helps!
Good luck
r u serious? u wanna pick up chiks at grocery stores?
u r out of your mind asking this and i am out of my mind for answering it.
Anyway too late now. here goes..
1. Hey baby I see u r lookin at carrots , wanna go to my place and check out my carrot…. lol
2. Hey baby I see u r lookin at melons , wanna go to my place and show me your melons..
3. Hey baby I see u r lookin at bananas , wanna go to my place and check out my banana…
These lines will definitely work for u….
…to go to Jail. lol.
Hope this helps.
Good luck.
Id go with "hey baby i couldn’t help but notice those two phat milksacks your lugging around, i know your back must be KILLING you, would you like me to carry them to your car, or perhaps my apartment"? lol! i just made that up.. pretty nice! ima actually use it now.
Say something situational. In this case it’s perfect to talk about groceries, like "what are you looking for" and then go into what type of food you both like.If she replies positive just keep up the fluff talk, and eventually tell her she should cook the both of you something with the food she just bought, or offer to cook something yourself.
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