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I was never big into the bar scene before hand, but how do I get back on the horse now? I mean I figure i need a wing man, but I don’t really know what to do. BTW, I’m not really trying to get into a new relationship so much as into a new vagina.
kainani, why do you wish me no luck? That is really mean. I’m divorced because my wife cheated on me and left me, so I feel down and abondoned, I need some luck. You are a big meany.
I can’t afford a motorcycle right now…When I get the wedding rings paid off, I’m going to sell them and buy something big and stupid for myself, that could be a motorcycle or some sort of scooter.
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go to a descent restaurant that has a bar area, sit there. by yourself. you do not need a wing man. i go by myself you can to.
**new** a wing man may actually slow you down.
You should try to go to clubs, buy a girl a drink, and just talk. To talk, you must let her do all the talking, just ask questions, laugh at her jokes, be sympathetic when you need to be, and flatter her ego. If these things work, you will get the girl. Make sure you look a little gruff, not to clean cut because girls don’t like guys who seem to be the kind who get annoyed if you are overdrawn by a few pennies. Be cool.
Well, if it’s just new vagina you’re looking for, the bar is a good place to start. Take lots of cash, be nice and learn how to flirt. I’m sure some vagina will eventually take you up on your offer…..
Go to places that you enjoy. In that, you’ll find women that are into similar activities. That’ll make it easier to strike up a conversation. Take a conversational approach and she won’t feel like she’s "Being picked up" and you’ll be more confident in comfortable surroundings and have better success!
And I do wish you good luck! Nothing wrong with wanting a little time in a new saddle after all you’ve likely been through!
Enjoy =)
If you’re only looking for sex – the bar and club scene is it. I know how you can meet nice women for a meaningful relationship, but for sex – bars will do the trick.
I wish you luck. I would start on-line, plentyoffish.com, etc… that way you save yourself a few dates – and money wasted. I think it’s a good way to pre-screen.
bars are the wrong place to meet fresh meat. youll only end up with genital herpes or some other god awful std. but, if youre just out for new vajayjay then have at it.. just use protection or else youll end up as someones baby daddy. lol
if you want to seriously look for someone i suggest joining a dating website.. theyre actually fun and youll meet a variety of women.. its how i found my husband and im glad i did it!
Go to a bar and start asking women if they have a vagina. Most of them will slap you, but the one who doesn’t get offended, she is your hot ticket. Take her home and try on her vagina. If you like the way it fits, try it on again. If not, stop talking to sluts and learn how to talk to a real lady.
I agree with Trixie. You don’t need a Wingman, and kainani is an idiot.
Also, have you thought of getting a motorcycle? My brother is recently divorced, and he gets phone numbers at the gas station and also at red lights when he is on his bike. He gets lots of vagina, so I have heard.
A wing man is nice (or wing women, they work also) if you going to a bar. If all your looking for is sex then bars will do. The whole by them drinks, stroke their ego stuff, while it seems like it would work is not the best option.
Seriously try being funny and crack jokes, make little jabs at the girl and dont apologize if she starts to pout or gives you the sad puppy dog eyes, in that case tell her to lighten up some. Pretty much treat her like one of the guys and do not kiss her butt. IMO women dont want a guy that does or buys everyting for them, they want a challange. Show confidence. I will agree that looking good, clean shaven, cologne (not much you dont want to overpower the whole room) will help.
Here is an example of a night out. Your standing at the bar (or in a bar) next to an attractive girl, maybe your wing person is with you, maybe not. She accidently bumps into you. You make eye contact with you and say "did you just grab my ass?" chuckles should ensue she might respond with some snippy comment, but keep laying it on. Stuff like "dont you think thats a little forward" "Do you get cheap thrill by grabbing random dude bottoms?’ Im not saying that will get you laid everytime, but stuff like that should get you some phone numbers.
So really be funny, a bit arrogent with out being an outright asshole, and dont be afraid to ask for phone number, maybe email address, give them a fews days then call or email, and contiue being funny, As far as taking them to fancy restaurants and thinks that cost lots of money……dont do it.
What about rejection? Well thats gonna happen and dont let it discourage you. If your out and talk to 10 girls and you only get one number you did well. Also go for the one you think are "out of your league" you never know what will happen. But yeah rejection will happen and you shouldnt let that slow you down. Remember the saying "there are plenty of fish in the sea"
Show up at the bar around 1:45am when all the ladies are good and wasted… Pick one, maybe two, and be on your merry way:) Everyone loves a good designated driver:)
When you are ready for more then just fresh @ss then stay away from the bar scene. At that point just keep your eyes peeled at the grocery store, gym, and any other place that potential 2nd wives may be lingering….
looks as though you are just looking for a few good one nighters then best of luck to ya if you can find the type of people that are into that sort of thing now a days
What do you enjoy, besides geeking out with video games?
I meet a lot of people near my age and interests doing sporting events…ie. running clubs, soccer teams, mtn biking, rock climbing gym etc. Lots of benefits…I meet people who have similar interests, being healthy/outdoors types. Athletes tend to do a lot of fun stuff when they are doing working out. There are all different age groups/singles/married.
Plus you are getting healthy and feeling better about yourself while meeting new people.
If athletics isn’t your thing (or if it is), try meetup.com. It’s basically singles groups in your area broken down by interest (chess, running, basket weaving). Pick one. Show up and play. It’s pretty easy going stuff.
(If you are truly just looking to get some action you should get on adultfriendfinder.com)