Should I start an Alpha Male training class?
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I’m getting tired of seeing all these girly-men get pushed around by women. As an Alpha male I can lead them and give them advice, but my power ends once they leave my sight. The only other way to fix this problem is to train girly-men to be Alpha males.
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Right. First class should be "How to puff on your inhaler before you try to talk to girls."
The next class, "How to talk to a girl without mentioning your fourth level status as a dungeon master."
Third class, "How to not have uncontrollable erections when you talk to a girl."
Fourth class, "How to move out of your mother’s basement by the time you’re 40…and talk to a girl"
Damn…I did it again. Is there rehab for this sort of thing?
It’s called martial arts classes.
Put women in their place, I like that..
Us men are strong, proud, powerful and intelligent creature. We created everything. Us men need to be more united!
Make sure you put out plenty of extra chairs so the Alpha- women are comfortable while watching you teach your class! Oh, Alpha-women like herbal tea and chocolate as a refreshment, please.
Damn, this link is soooo handy today.
http://www.abearslifemag.com/
Celebrate the masculine community! This should be required reading for all students. YOU’RE WELCOME!
Sure you can call it "Loser 101"
You know, I find it very ironic that you think you’re more of a man for whining about having your undeserved privilidges taken away. It seems to me that a real man would want to EARN respect and deference through his deeds, not just demand it as his right for happening to have a Y chromosome. But I guess that makes me a wussy, right Brad?
but who would you get to teach it?
Do you have the qualifications necessary?
Really? I didn’t think men let women push them around.
I’d say educating men on how to be Alpha Males is a valid part of any Gender Studies curriculum.
Consider this topic your training ground.
Is there a doctor in the house?
Aw, Brad! I just got all those girly-men trained the way I want! Now you’re going to go and spoil all that behavior modification I’ve done!
EDIT: Pushy — make up your mind! Is it a banana, a baloney, a purple helmet, or what?
oh please do.
and when ur done…
we feminists can act like we give a dang.
No, you shouldn’t start an alpha male training class, since you don’t have a clue on how to be a man. You’re a pathetic excuse for a man, though. You could start a pathetic-excuse-for-a-man training class. You’d be great at that.
You’re so CUTE when you puff up like that!
Yes, by all means, train others to act as you act, think as you think, believe as you believe. It doesn’t seem unfair, given that many men and women appearing here in G&WS are, like you, dedicated ax-grinders. IGNORE those snide ‘Taliban’ allusions from the heretics.
I would suggest only that you leader types should wear the red ping-pong ball nose as an unmistakable sign of your status. You know how obtuse those Betas can be; they might not see your strength immediately without the hint.
Alphas lead, Betas follow, Gammas laugh at silly parades colliding in the square. Gammas live longer.