I am a fiction writer. How can I use this to pick up hot women with big breasts?
Need help with women?
Here are 3 things that you must know about meeting women:
1. You must learn to act with complete and total confidence... Even if you aren't naturally confident around women, it CAN be learned, and a lot faster than you might think.
2. You must understand how women REALLY think, and what it takes to build REAL attraction Read more...
Filed under: how to pick up women
Like this post? Subscribe to my RSS feed and get loads more!
Wrong artistic career.
If that was your goal, you should have gotten into pop music, television or cinema. Or maybe abstract painting if you go with the beret, Italian accent and tiny mustache.
(It only costs 1 soul or one’s artistic integrity, whichever you’re more willing to part with.)
Uh…?
Couldn’t you just save yourself the trouble and create a hot female lead character with big breasts?
Well… we only like money, so sorry about that.
just kidding.
We aren’t that different from other women, we love laughing, just use your wit, sir. I’m sure a woman with more front-donk-a-donk(copyright) will love that.
Wit, and don’t act like you are the coolest shit ever, thats a bit tiresome to be around.
Good luck!
You would have more success if you told them you make video games or build websites. I don’t want to sound simple or closed-minded, but I’d be willing to wager that most big-breasted women cruising clubs are NOT looking for a backstage pass to the National book Awards. Tell them you’re a plastic surgeon.
If you are a New York Times bestseller, the $$$$ you make will help you pick up hot women with big breasts. If you are a talentless hack, you have to deal with women the same as the rest of us working class Joes.
If they actually went out with you …. THAT would be the fiction part!!!
point out all the great traits of other ficiton writers like Hemingway and such:
alcholism, infedelity, and of course early/stramge/self imposed death.
That last one will be sure to ease her mind.