How can I get a girl to fart in my face?
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It’s a fetish of mine but I just don’t know how to go about getting a girl to do it! Any suggestions?
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Well 1st you gotta get her comfortable enought to fart around you in the 1st place, so hence a good friend.. or girlfriend. Then joke about your fetish and see how they respond to it, if its more towards the positive spectrum then one day when their close and "comfortable" tell them that its actually your fetish and your embarassed by it, if their like "wow" be like ha I was playin, but if there acceptable about it mayeb you can perswaude them to do it
say please?
…Why would you want that?
That’d be a really awkward and embarrassing position to put the girl in.
You are really crazy
Eww
Y IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD WOULD U WANT A GIRL TO FART IN UR FACE?!
this is one of the weirdest questions ever…
Um…gross?
umm what the heck? lol
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Make lots of chili for dinner and then 69? Idfk that’s fucked up bro
You’re definitely joking.
It made me laugh…. nice job.
negro thats fucked up
are u sure you want that?
WTF! that is so seriously twisted. eww, worse than eww, totally feral!
EWWWWw you creep!
EW….. but really. just ask.
"hey babe, can you fart in my face….i like it"
Uhhmm awkward much…
ask her to ?
i wouldn’t do that though…….
Always have ur face behind the a gals ass. she will fart one day
WTF idk
but can someone plz answer mine:
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You are gross! Find a different idea and get over what ever wierd attatchment you have to odors or gross bodily functions!
That would definitely be the most awkward moment ever.
Maybe she can’t fart on command. I can’t fart on command.
You should probably just tell her not to flush the toilet after she craps. Then you can wrap the thing in some saran wrap and smell it whenever you’re really horny.
u r disgusting
but if u really want a girl to do that ull have to make sure she really likes u before asking her to do something like that
otherwise ull scare her off
Ask her…you might be pleasantly surprised.
wtf would u want that
invite her over for drinks and something very spicy/farty like chili or chinese food. get into a farting contest when she’s a little bit tipsy, and she’ll probably think it’s a ‘gas’ to fart in your face. pick a girl you are somewhat comfortable with. this might work better if you have been bf&gf for awhile, but i think the key is to make it into a humorous game.
good luck
does this have to be a human girl ?? I mean Cows fart a lot…
You could sit under one…
But then you might get… A PAT ON THE HEAD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
but seriously… weird question.
dude sick